Epstein files consequences are possible – just not here

After Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest relating to the Epstein files, I revoke America's independence and seek a return to the British monarchy. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌  ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ 

Read in browser eNewspaper   |    Crosswords   |    Horoscopes Today's Opinions Fri Feb 20 2026 Epstein files consequences are possible – just not here After Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest relating to the Epstein files, I revoke America's independence and seek a return to the British monarchy. READ MORE Do you think the media is caving to Trump? Tell us. Late-night host Stephen Colbert says CBS caved to political pressure over his interview with James Talarico. Do you agree? Tell us why or why not. READ MORE Americans paid for Trump's tariffs – and he knows it If the White House were being honest here, this would be called the 'Believe What Trump Says, Not What You Know To Be True – Or Else' tour. READ MORE Rubio's Munich Security Conference speech proves GOP doesn't need Trump Instead of conservatism, the GOP is becoming known for Trump and MAGA politics, including his negative characteristics and baggage. READ MORE RFK Jr.'s weird workout video with Kid Rock inspired me to get fit In a video nobody asked for, RFK Jr. is joined by Kid Rock and together – unnecessarily shirtless – and the two men work out and drink milk. Really. READ MORE Single women are conservative, too. GOP can't afford to lose them. Republicans' problem isn't so much among women but among unmarried women. And the GOP's policies may make it worse. READ MORE Progressives can finally transform the Democrats – if they let them From New York and California to Texas and Tennessee, progressive Democrats are challenging incumbents to push the Democratic Party forward. READ MORE Yes, social media is a problem for kids. But who's really to blame? Kaley is the 20-year-old at the heart of this landmark case who sued Meta, Google, TikTok and Snapchat. My question is, where were her parents? READ MORE 'How am I doing?' There's such a thing as too much feedback. Not every routine online transaction is a magical experience worthy of a five-star rating. READ MORE We have nothing to gain from deep-sea mining and everything to lose I've been to the Mariana Trench. The choice is clear: Protect one of earth's last frontiers or destroy it before we even understand what we're losing. READ MORE All of the headlines, none of the chaos. Learn daily with The Excerpt, a podcast from USA TODAY. LISTEN NOW Sign up for the news you want Exclusive newsletters are part of your subscription, don't miss out! We're always working to add benefits for subscribers like you. SEE ALL NEWSLETTERS ➔ Newsletters   |    eNewspaper   |    Crosswords Follow Us Problem viewing email? View in browser Unsubscribe  •   Manage Newsletters  •   Terms of Service  •   Privacy Policy/Your California Privacy Rights  •  Privacy Notice  •   Do Not Sell My Info/Cookie Policy  •   Feedback