Dear Foot-Dragging Holdout, In the time you've spent wondering whether or not you should become a paid subscriber to the Babylon Bee, Big Tech, the liberal media, and woke corporations have been working hard to push their censorship of free speech and ideas even further. Thanks a lot. In all seriousness, there is a battle taking place, and we can all see it. The Babylon Bee is on the front lines of this battle, but we can only keep fighting with the support of our subscribers. If you haven't done so already, consider becoming a paid subscriber. You'll not only help us stand up against censorship but also get great perks like discounts at our online store, access to exclusive content, and the chance to submit your own headlines that we will all laugh at, but not in a good way. This is your chance to stand up to the people, companies, and institutions that want to silence satire. You'll also help us occasionally pay our staff. I'm sure they would appreciate it. |
Your Beloved Bee Chief, Seth Dillon |
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