Dear Faceless But Truly Valued Reader,
I am sending you this email, which is sure to be the highlight of your day, to recommend that you become a paid subscriber to the Babylon Bee if you've not done so already.
"I shouldn't have to pay money for something I can see for free on Facebook, no matter how handsome and talented the company's CEO may be," you're likely saying to yourself. There is a popular cliché that says "freedom isn't free." The same is true for satire, at least until ChatGPT becomes advanced enough that I can finally get rid of all our writers. |
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Your Brave Bee Chief,
Seth Dillon
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