Friday, July 25, 2025

The White House doesn't get to decide what's funny

Thanks to 'South Park' and its AI depiction of Donald Trump walking the desert naked, we're learning how our thin-skinned president defines comedy. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌  ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ 
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Fri Jul 25 2025

 
Eric Cartman in the Season 27 premiere of "South Park."

Thanks to 'South Park' and its AI depiction of Donald Trump walking the desert naked, we're learning how our thin-skinned president defines comedy.

House Speaker Mike Johnson, R-Louisiana, walks to his office at the U.S. Capitol on July 21, 2025.
 

Trump's GOP is at a fork in the road – but both lead to Epstein

Republicans heading into a summer congressional break have two options: Hide from voter frustration or deal with things head on.

Pro-Palestinian protesters held a demonstration disrupting finals week inside Columbia University's Butler Library in May 2025.
 

Columbia bows down to Trump. And higher ed is better because of it.

Columbia's agreement to pay a $200 million is a strong indication that President Donald Trump was right about widespread antisemitism on campus.

California has passed the Phone-Free School Act requiring school districts, charter schools and county office of education to pass cell phone bans or restrictions by July 2026.
 

Banning phones in class hurts kids more than it helps

School cell phone bans are a distraction from the biggest challenges, including students struggling to read well.

Alina Habba, former personal defense attorney to President Donald Trump, attends her swearing-in ceremony, as interim federal prosecutor for New Jersey, in the Oval Office at the White House on March 28, 2025. On July 22, a panel of judges declined to permanently appoint her to the post.
 

Trump can't stop appointing wildly unqualified people to DOJ

U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi continues on her mission to weaken the Department of Justice for the sake of Trump's vanity.

In-N-Out Burger has not transitioned to frying its French fries in beef tallow as claimed in a White House press release. The chain did agree to remove synthetic dyes and flavors from its menu items.
 

In-N-Out owner flees confines of California. She's not alone.

Lynsi Snyder, owner of iconic restaurant chain In-N-Out, says she is leaving her home state of California for the sake of her family and her business.

Smoking cigarette
 

We know cigarettes are bad. So why are people starting to smoke again?

Smoking offers a palpable pause, a singular moment of physical presence in an existence mediated by ever-present pressure.

Man with worried expression holding head while looking at mobile phone
 

Why can't I stop doomscrolling? Here's what science tells us.

People today would rather continue with boring tasks than switch to those that are newer and more rewarding. So why can't we stop ourselves?

Protesters against immigration sweeps rally on June 13, 2025, in Los Angeles.
 

Will AI become Big Brother? Tech, government deals raise concerns.

Tech companies are building artificial intelligence tools that government could use to surveil American citizens.

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