Monday, April 1, 2024

Mama didn't raise no fool

Hot dog-flavored sparkling water? Yeah, no. Don't get tricked by April Fools' Day fakes! It's Monday's news. ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌  ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ ͏‌ 

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The Short List

Mon Apr 1 2024

 

Laura L. Davis Audience Editor

@lauradavis

Hot dog-flavored sparkling water? Yeah, no. Don't get tricked by April Fools' Day fakes! Disgraced former attorney Alex Murdaugh received another prison sentence. And Iowa and LSU are facing off in the biggest March Madness rematch we could ask for.

👋 Hey hey! Happy April Fools' Day! No joke: Laura Davis here. Hope you've been safe from tricksters! Now, here's Monday's news.

But first: Turns out, Maroon 5 was right. 🕺🎶 At 80 years old, Mick Jagger is proving he's still got the "Moves Like Jagger."

Fake products abound for April Fools'

Love it or hate it, it's April Fools' Day! The one day a year you should trust no one and question everything. The roots of April Fools' Day date back to before the 15th century, eventually evolving into the modern-day trickster's holiday for pranking a friend, family member, co-worker − or your customers. Even though some companies have had April Fools' pranks backfire, each year, more fake products pop up to try and get some laughs and attention. How about some hot dog-flavored water? A stoner lingo translation app? Maybe you'd rather sleep inside a banana skin. 🤣 Get in on the joke with these "products."

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7-Eleven teamed up with Miracle Seltzer to create a new lineup of sparkling water flavors − including Big Bite Hot Dog.

7-Eleven

Israel ends two-week siege of Gaza's Shifa Hospital

The Israeli military announced the completion of its controversial "targeted operation" at Shifa Hospital in Gaza City on Monday after killing 200 militants and arresting 500 others during a weekslong siege that drew outcries from hospital officials and global leaders.

What happened? Israel said the operation was carried out as a result of "preliminary and accurate" intelligence indicating Hamas militants were using the hospital campus as a command center and military headquarters.

On the other side: Calling the occupation a "crime against humanity," the Hamas-run Gaza media office said Israeli forces killed 400 Palestinians around Shifa, including a female physician and her son, also a physician, and left the hospital in ruins. 📍 Read more + the latest updates.

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Palestinians inspect the damage at Gaza's AShifa hospital after the Israeli military withdrew from the complex on Monday.

AFP via Getty Images

Real quick

So, where is Diddy? On Instagram, for one.
'The most unfair thing': Disobedience, discipline, disparity in schools.
Vaccines vs. religion: Supreme Court dodges COVID vaccine case.
Gator danger: Florida airboat flips, sending 9 passengers into gator-infested waters.
40,000 people brave the rain for largest-ever White House Easter Egg Roll.

March Madness must-see: Iowa vs. LSU rematch

One year after Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese sent increasing interest in women's sports into stratospheric territory, they meet again on Monday. Cover your ears and eyes and put your tender sensibilities aside because Iowa and LSU are about to go at it in the NCAA Tournament. It's a rematch a year in the making and the biggest March Madness game in either the men's or women's tournament. With epic trash-talking and even better basketball, last year's title game between LSU and Iowa was watched by nearly 13 million people, making Clark and Reese instant crossover celebrities.  🏀 Follow our live updates from the game.

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LSU's Angel Reese shows Iowa Caitlin Clark her ring finger during the final seconds of the 2023 NCAA national championship game. The two meet again Monday night with a return trip to the Final Four on the line.

Zach Boyden-Holmes, USA TODAY NETWORK

Alex Murdaugh sentenced in multimillion-dollar fraud spree 

With two state prison sentences already on his shoulders, confessed and convicted fraudster Alex Murdaugh walked into a federal courthouse in Charleston, South Carolina, Monday to receive yet another – a hefty federal prison sentence.

Forty-year sentence: Murdaugh, a disbarred lawyer, was sentenced to 480 months in prison in connection with a sweeping decade-plus, multimillion-dollar financial fraud crime spree that engulfed more than a score of victims in South Carolina. This 40-year term will run concurrently with Murdaugh's state prison terms. He is serving a pair of life sentences for the June 2021 murders of his wife and son, and 27 years for state fraud charges. 👉 Everything that happened in court.

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Alex Murdaugh during his sentencing in his double murder trial on Friday, March 3, 2023.

awhitaker@postandcourier.com, Andrew J. Whitaker

A break from the news

☀️ Solar eclipse: Your guide to glasses, where to watch.
🪮 Clean your hairbrush or comb to make it like new.
🤷‍♀️ How long does Botox last? Experts answer FAQs.

Laura L. Davis is an Audience Editor at USA TODAY. Say hi: laura@usatoday.com. Support quality journalism like this? Subscribe to USA TODAY here.

ISIS-K attacked a Chinese hotel in Kabul, Afghanistan in December 2022.

ISIS-K remains focused on attacking the United States but years of counterterrorism efforts have thwarted the group.

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The bird population of the Buttonwood Park Zoo in New Bedford, Massachusetts has been put in quarantine as a precaution against Highly Pathogenic Avian Influenza on May 31, 2022.
 

Texas authorities report human case of bird flu

The Texas Department of State Health Services said that the patient became ill following contact with dairy cows presumed to be infected with bird flu.

Vontae Davis #21 of the Miami Dolphins runs out to the field during introductions before taking on the New England Patriots at Sun Life Stadium on September 12, 2011 in Miami Gardens, Florida.
 

Two-time Pro Bowl former NFL cornerback dies at 35

Vontae Davis, 35, was a fist-round draft pick of the Miami Dolphins and later was a two-time Pro Bowl selection with the Indianapolis Colts.

New Southwest Airlines aircraft will feature newly designed RECARO seats, starting in 2025.
 

Flying in America is pure hell. Airlines, the fix is simple.

Make airports as lovely as you like. If they still lead to airplanes, then we still have a problem. Because flying in America is pure hell.

Justice Juan Merchan presides during a hearing before the trial of former President Donald Trump over charges that he falsified business records to conceal money paid to silence porn star Stormy Daniels in 2016, in Manhattan state court in New York City, March 25, 2024 in this courtroom sketch.
 

Trump repeatedly attacks NY judge's daughter, after limited gag order

Former President Donald Trump posted accusations against the daughter of the judge in Trump's New York criminal hush money case.

Beyoncé releases her eighth studio album "Cowboy Carter" on March 29, 2024.
 

'Cowboy Carter' is a Beyoncé album first. Country is just part of it.

'Cowboy Carter' is a reclamation of a genre that's been divorced from its original creators. Country music is lucky to be able to claim it.

A large salvage operation is underway at the wreckage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, a major span over the Patapsco River in Baltimore that collapsed after it was struck by a Singapore-flagged container ship 'Dali'.
 

Crews scramble to build channel for 'essential' ships in Baltimore

A ship 'nearly the size of the Eiffel Tower' is still stuck within the channel as salvage crews work at the Baltimore port.

Metro Nashville Police Department officers walk towards Roasted, a Salemtown restaurant, where customers were injured at a mass casualty shooting on Easter Sunday, March 31, 2024, in Nashville, Tenn.
 

Easter brunch shooting in Nashville leaves 1 dead, 7 injured

Police are searching for the suspect involved in a shooting at Roasted, a Nashville coffee shop. The shooting left one person dead and seven injured.

BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA - MARCH 07: Ghostface masks are displayed during an Influencer Screening of Paramount Pictures and Spyglass Media Group's "Scream VI" at the Saban Theatre on March 7, 2023 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Tommaso Boddi/Getty Images for Paramount Pictures)
 

Man wearing 'Scream' mask uses chainsaw, knife to kill neighbor: Police

Zak Moyer is charged with homicide in the death of his next-door neighbor Edward Whitehead Jr. Police say he wore a 'Scream' mask during the attack.

Orlando City Commissioner Regina Hill
 

Florida city commissioner charged with using stolen money from 96-year-old

Orlando City Commissioner Regina Hill was arrested and charged with 7 felonies for allegedly stealing hundreds of thousands from a 96-year-old woman.

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